| 002. can you say 'aloha'? |
[09 May 2009|01:24am] |
My best friend in the world lives in Hawaii. Even though I visited for Easter, I wish I were around more often. He has a kid now and I'd like to spend time with my godson. Do you want to see a picture of him? Sure you do! There he is. That's Noa. He's my snack buddy. We share a myriad of hobbies, including eating, sleeping and having people rub our bellies. Anyway, I got an email yesterday with a bunch of new photos and it reminded me how much I miss all of them. So, if I manage to go during our next break, who wants to come with me? Liam? Jack? Vanessa?
Speaking of Miss Vanessa! I am starting up my annual Crochet/Knit-a-thon with my arts and crafts classes. This means I have to do some serious yarn shopping. Since none of the male teachers seem to have good taste in yarn colors/textures, I usually ask Ms. Grey to help me. She has wonderful taste in yarn, as well as glitter and sequins. She's also really pretty and smells good. Oh no, strike that.
My name is Rob Wheeler and I am a heterosexual male. I swear.
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| 001. tacos are on me! |
[02 May 2009|11:34pm] |
Hello beautiful people! I hope you're enjoying your weekend. Who is excited about Cinco de Mayo? I am! Any holiday that allows me to eat Mexican food in large amounts and sing along to cheesy songs in Spanish is one I'm excited to celebrate.
I'm watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I've never seen it before, but I have been to Hawaii. It makes me want to visit my friends in Honolulu. However, I've never simulated awkward carnal acts on large chess pieces. I guess I've been missing out.
It's almost midnight, which means it's time for a snack. I have to find some way to maintain my rotund figure.
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![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ivygrovemod |
[29 Dec 2007|04:46am] |
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What is the your name? My birth certificate announces in big bold print "Robert Kennedy Wheeler" but I go by Rob or Bobbie. You can call be Mr. Wheeler. "The Fat Dude in the Leg Warmers" has also been my moniker from time to time.
How old are you? I turned 44 in April. Actually, I keep saying I'll get drunk enough that I'll forget my birthday all together and I'll always be 39.
( click here if you want to read more about my sordid life )
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